America's Next Top Bottom

Efrain — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:22:29 +0000

BOTTOMS MANIA SWEEPS THE COUNTRY

Fundraiser Show!

Efrain — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:21:04 +0000

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Trina Sugg

Sonni Osmond

Efrain — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:24:55 +0000

Name: Sonni Osmond
Hometown: Orange County
Occupation: Show Choir Choreographer
Bio: Sonni Osmond found his higher power through a chance meeting with the lovely and talented Ms. Melissa Gilbert after being (forcefully) ejected from the Mormon Church and landing in the Shady Tree Recovery Center for the Mentally Afflicted. Having graduated with an A+ from her infamous West Covina-based Showchoir 101 course at the Barbazon School of Modeling, Sonni has now sky-rocketed to fame as being the #16th-rated high school choreographer in Orange County. His motto: “Glitter and be gay…and stay off the meth!”

Help send Sonni to New York!

Our Postcard is Here!

Efrain — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:57:59 +0000

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Efrain — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:32:21 +0000

Buster Knutt

Efrain — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:10:38 +0000

Name: Buster Knutt
Hometown: Nawlins, LA
Occupation: Tupperware Salesperson & Physical Therapist
Bio:

Help send Buster to New York!

Receive a Love Letter from the Bottom of your choice!

Efrain — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:59:12 +0000

Starting today, for a small 10$ donation you will receive a beautiful hand written letter mailed directly to your home from the Bottom of your choice. Choose from such beautiful Bottoms as: Stuisha Brown, Dimples von Furstenberg, Harajuku Sulu, Papo, Sonni Osmond, John Littlewood, Buster Knutt & Buffy Lestat Cullen

Click the paypal link and make sure you write in the Notes which Bottom you choose!

Stuisha

Efrain — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:27:02 +0000

Name: Stuisha
Hometown: Upper Marlboro, MD
Occupation: PhD in Linguistics–that’s Dr. Stuisha to YOU!
Bio: Stuisha Brown is from Upper Marlboro, MD. She is working on her PhD in Linguistics at the Univ. of Maryland. Stuisha speaks 7 languages fluently and has an undergraduate Double Major in Poetry and Creative Writing. Stuisha has funded her education on nail sculpture and hair design.

Help send Stuisha to New York!

Dimples

Efrain — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:25:12 +0000

Name: Dimples von Furstenberg
Hometown:
Occupation: Puppy Couture Designer & Style Consultant
Bio: Dimples has been kicked down the proverbial staircase of life and found that the bottom can be so much better than the top. A designer of puppy couture and an advocate for a non profit llama rescue league, Dimples knows he has what it takes to be America’s Next Top Bottom. Dimples believes that there is nothing more American than a chihuahua in a hand beaded couture evening gown.